About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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