I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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