Moan for me like Helen Keller
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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