Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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