I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
birth control should be required to get into college
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
