There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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