do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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