Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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