one word: firstdatebathroomanal
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Terrible idea I love it
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
