We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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