Christians are straight up FREAKS
I look better un-naked...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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