so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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