yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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