TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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