Your mouth is God's brothel.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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