That's intense
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
No I am not eating basil off your cock
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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