Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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