I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize