I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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