maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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