he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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