Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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