Well apparently he's into motor boating.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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