Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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