Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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