ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Alive.
So much puke
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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