I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
