yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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