I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
wow bdsm is so cute
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