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I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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