make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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