We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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