i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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