and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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