dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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