i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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