Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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