Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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