YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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