idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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