Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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