This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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