You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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