I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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