I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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