..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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