yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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