I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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