Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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