you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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