you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
