i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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