I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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