Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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