I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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