After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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