If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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